10.25 - Write a brag. (some material adapted from Meghan Trainor, Ozomatli, and Irving Berlin)

Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you.

I can sing like a bird

I can dance like Michael Jackson

I’m the show choir freak

I’ll show you all the action

ACTion JACKson, matter’fact we

Push this over and bump this new phat beat

I’ve got that boom-boom

You know that means I shake it

All the right junk in all the right places

Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you.

I can solder a joint

Yes a resistor and a capacitor

I can show you the point

Of Ohm’s Law, and a Tractor…

…Beam and that’s Star Wars

I know all the trivia

I even know when Luke Skywalker gets busy-ah

(with Mara Jade [you have to read the books])

I’m an engineer, you see, so told by a prof

As I aced out the Dean’s List

At UW-Madison

Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you.

Yes, I played volleyball in high school

and got my Varsity badge

But at the UW I was cox’n in crew

That’s right, NCAA Division I athlete

I even played baseball,

Caught two fly balls in a row

From standing at shortstop

‘Cause the outfield just blows

Yes, I even played tennis,

And won much in doubles,

Told other teams jokes,

Yes, I got into trouble